Dear Friend, On Your Birthday

Dear Friend, 

Today is your birthday.

I don't know what you wished for {because you never tell me} but whatever it is, I hope you get it.
I hope today is as wonderful as it possibly can be, because you deserve the happiest of happy birthdays, and the happiest of regular days too.

And in case you didn't know...

1. You rock a black t-shirt like nobody's biz
2. You're funny as hell. Even when I'm mad and your jokes are inappropriate.
3. You're my best friend.

So here's to you.

Cheers.